My current favorite Fictional-Pop-Culture-Librarian: this looker, Urag gro-Shub.
First of all, he is an orc. Second of all, he is often found spouting such badassery as
I don’t care if you are the arch-mage of the college, don’t you think about touching my books.
In related news, the boy took apart our broken, borrowed Xbox, overheated its GPU (?) and I can play Skyrim once again.
Goodbye, semblance of productivity! Hello, epic fantasy quests to retrieve rare books from compromising locations across varied and dangerous landscapes.