8:30 a.m. Decide that every good girl deserves to get up before 9 a.m.

9:00 a.m. Instead of eating breakfast, why not bake a cake?

Not this cake in particular, but it looks similar, and is hopefully similarly delicious.

9:15 Baking a cake in the morning when it’s rainy out is kind of quiet. Kind of dull. Let’s spice it up with the new episode of Big Love.

Nicki!!! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!! They totally need to divorce your ass… but I think I would miss Chloe Sevigny too much. She’s like a grown-up demon child – innocent yet evil.

And thank you THANK YOU LINDSEY WAHOWIAK, you are my dreamboat.

10:00 Cake’s in the oven, breakfast in the stomach, time for a little Wii Fit.

10:30 Oh, shit, gotta get to work early!! DRESS!! PACK!! No time for lunch, will get something on the road!!

10:50 Late, late, late, in line at McDonald’s, talking to Frances on the phone when she was trying to call Matt, realize

I left my wallet at home.

Oh wait, not just my wallet.

MY ENTIRE BAG.

What do I have?

I have my cell phone.

I have my iPod.

I have a glass of water.

And I have a cake.

The bare essentials for a day’s work, if I do say so myself.

P.S. I got into Rutgers! Happy birthday to me, indeed 😀